" chimney sweep "

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1: a person who cleans the inside of anothers colon with their penis

  * e.g.,  ... gary glitter is a chimney sweep 

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1: slang term for a gynecologist. could also be used to describe a proctologist.

  * e.g.,  ... I think I might have some squirrels beging to nest, I need to make an appointment with a chimney sweep. Margret just got back from a brutal chimney seeping; aparently she had a lot of built up soot. 

 [ "chimney sweep" ]

1: sexual position, similar to the pile driver.

  * e.g.,  ... "so i met this girl last night and i asked her if she had had her chimney sweeped yet this season. she said no, so i sweeped it good. 

 [ "chimney sweep" ]

2: should be performed at least once a month, preferably twice minimum to prevent carbon build up or deposits along the walls of the inside of the intestines.

 [ "chimney sweep" ]

1: Derogative term for black people who are abnormally dark, as an English chimney sweep would be

  * e.g.,  ... That chimney sweep Charlie Murphy is funny as hell 

 [ "chimney sweep" ]

1: when a hetero couple is in 69 position the female grabs her dreadlocks in her fist and rubs them in a circular motion on the mans taint

  * e.g.,  ... I cant believe that broad gave me the ol' chimney sweep. 

 [ "chimney sweep" ]

1: to insert a toothbrush into your rear end for sexual pleasure, bristles first

  * e.g.,  ... my brush snapped when i was chimney sweeping, its still in the flute now. 

 [ "chimney sweep" ]

1: the act of cleaning another person's anus and rectum with one's mustache.

  * e.g.,  ... Bobby John didn't shave all week so he could give Billy Jo a good chimney sweeping. 

 [ "Chimney Sweeping" ]

1: When a heavy smoker deep throats a penis, and afterwards the penis is covered in black tar, mimicking the act of cleaning a chimney.

  * e.g.,  ... Jerome got a blow job from a 5 dollar hooker in the back alley, and upon pulling out screamed in terror as he saw the tar on his dick and realized he had been chimney sweeping that bitch. 

 [ "Chimney Sweeping" ]

1: (v) {pres. part.}: The insertion of a prolapsed uterus into a vagina or anus during sexual intercourse, usually in place of a penis.

  * e.g.,  ... At first the sight of the saggy uterus was sickening, but when she stated chimney sweeping the guy, I couldn't help but feel strangely aroused, if not dead inside. 

 [ "Chimney Sweeping" ]

1: Giving butterfly kisses on someone's asshole

  * e.g.,  ... Did you know Sean has pink eye? Yeah he was chimney sweeping that sketchy chick from the bar last night. Serves him right.